Long time, no see.
Now in my fourth year of uni (YES, you can do a masters in colouring in), I see myself as a proud and professional procrastinator. And what a better way to start the new year right than ignoring all responsibilities and forgetting what the outdoor world looks like… am I right ladies???? (don’t answer that).
Here’s a look into MY (i know u care so greatly) top 5 Netflix picks…
Gossip girl meets Josef Fritzel…….. Dan Humphrey takes creeper to the next level, but he’s still cute. If you’re anything like me you’ll finish the 10 eps in one sitting. Surround yourself with snacks, you’re in for a cringe/creepy ride.
Idris Elba – need I say more? *drools on keyboard* – Time to catch up before starting the new series! We love a man passionate about his profession. Ideal for those of you who are procrastinating criminology exams.
BLACK MIRROR: BANDERSNATCH
The PERFECT thing to watch if you have NO control over your own life (ideal for exam season!!), you get to control someone else’s! Ok…. so maybe you have to murder a few people on the way… but wouldn’t be a Black Mirror episode without making you realise how messed up we all are! yay! However, NOT a good choice for us girls who can’t decide what to have for dinner, as decisions need to be made in under 10 seconds :/
TENSE. Don’t watch if you’re trying to chill after le lib as I don’t think watching a mass suicide epidemic is very relaxing – but the kids are cute!!! I watched this solely to understand the insane amount of memes going around since it was released. I’m still giggling…
YAAAAS girls! We love some body positivity!! This is a funny, relaxed movie about the not-so-barbie like girl who enters a beauty pageant and slays. Perfect for lovin’ yourself as you tuck into your second Boots meal deal of the day (no judgment here). And I don’t know about you, but I love anything that involves the queen herself – Jennifer Aniston. Ideal for a hangover day or watching something brain-numbing after a day at the library.
Thanks for reading peeps. Pls watch these so we can chat about them in the silent section and get dirty looks…
Hope 2019 doesn’t fly by tooooo fast!